Introducing: Crimes Ahoy! Bottled International Water - CONAN on TBS


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dockoston
dockoston

This is just a Two in The Think Tank sketch

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Rich McDiarmid
Rich McDiarmid

dockoston yup!! It’s properly ripped.

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Pilot On
Pilot On

Lawless international waters is a myth. The laws of the country a ship is from will still apply to anyone caught commiting serious crimes on the open ocean. Thats why people still get life in prison for murders committed in the middle of the ocean. Lawless international waters is just a fun myth that people like to spread as fact. Still funny though. Go kill someone in the middle of the atlantic, then go home and confess. Let me know of its 1 or 10 seconds until a cop has his knee up your ass while slapping handcuffs on you. Just curious as to how fast you'll be detained.

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Kohlenstoffisotop12
Kohlenstoffisotop12

pesky pirates, governing liquid assets >.

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Crusnik004
Crusnik004

This was a sketch on Nick Swardson's pretend time.

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straightoff 420
straightoff 420

I need to get me some of that water lol

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Conti Music
Conti Music

Very Nice, would you consider using my music for free? Love to see more!

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ShellShock794
ShellShock794

What a shitty audience. This was hilarious!

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martin stephenson
martin stephenson

This feels original.

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Steven Mancera
Steven Mancera

This is so real for us here in the Philippines lol. Just beside China

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Land Shark 503
Land Shark 503

I keep all my booty in offshore sea shanties owned by my sister, Sally.... you know Sally: she sells sea shanties down by the offshore seashore...

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: parpar :
: parpar :

'Crimes Ahoy!' will soon be rebranded 'Trump Water!'

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SassyP17
SassyP17

Take to the seas

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Luny & Milky
Luny & Milky

What is that?.. criminal inducing water?!? x'D

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YamiSphinx
YamiSphinx

Noticed they didn't want to show the close up of the cops in the pool. XD

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laaleesk
laaleesk

person in the phone: what? no you can't! conan: what about now? person: no why would my answer changes? Conan:well don't you seeeee person: i can't see what you are doing kid stop messing around put me with your parents

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zoperxplex
zoperxplex

So does that mean when Barbara Walters made me give her a blow job I can't prosecute?

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james evarts
james evarts

ASDF

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Sy A
Sy A

I thought this was about The Captain from HIMYM.

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Saurabh Chauhan
Saurabh Chauhan

Conan's writers as usual on weed. Their stupidity and arbitrariness is actually brilliant.

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Jack Graham
Jack Graham

Yeah I know, they're so creative for plagiarising the podcast Two in the think tank without credit...

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Kofi Amponsah-Okyere
Kofi Amponsah-Okyere

Correction. His insignia is that of a Naval Commander. Anyway, please bring Jordan back. :D

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CAP198462
CAP198462

Kofi Amponsah-Okyere well spotted, commanders don’t get “scrambled eggs,” that’s reserved for captains and above.

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robert davis
robert davis

I love those Conan writers, great bit

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Ryan Stuchly Photography
Ryan Stuchly Photography

Funny and gives a hint of awareness :)

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Shivam Jaiswal
Shivam Jaiswal

Sarcasm at it's best!!

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Leo Ventimiglia
Leo Ventimiglia

not sarcasm, just absurdity

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Juan Bernardo Dela Cruz
Juan Bernardo Dela Cruz

Well this is one fact that will serve us well.

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Ebefren Revo
Ebefren Revo

Trump already ordered tons of these bottles.

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Klara Stern
Klara Stern

that's why scientology have their seaorg... :(

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sanjay kumar
sanjay kumar

Mentioning Casey Anthony was really low.

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sanjay kumar
sanjay kumar

She allegedly killed her two year old daughter.

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colt 45
colt 45

sanjay kumar who is he?

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John Polishimpossible2say
John Polishimpossible2say

There's a really great idea in each of these new shorts, but they just aren't funny at all. Like the writing and the acting feel really flat or something.

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John Polishimpossible2say
John Polishimpossible2say

Draka - Nah - this execution is flat, plain and simple. A lot of them have been flat. They lack energy or charisma or something. Conan's been my fav dude since I was old enough to watch TV, so I'd assume I have some sense of humor.

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Draka Shrakenburg Productions
Draka Shrakenburg Productions

John Polishimpossible2say or maybe you don't have a sense of humor

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VKJ85 _TeleRiver85_
VKJ85 _TeleRiver85_

Brilliant! :)

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Yanni Mecwan
Yanni Mecwan

This was a really good & greatly executed sketch. 😂😂

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li bu
li bu

Best clip since the new set

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Erik Sanchez
Erik Sanchez

Lol Conan is the only late night show sticking to the roots. Love it!

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Charles Montague
Charles Montague

L. Ron Hubbard knew this and took his cult of Scientology onto the high seas.

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jefferson legado
jefferson legado

Feeling stupid doing this but, it’s 24 nautical miles, and the law of the flag of the vessel will apply on international waters.

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Scott Weaver
Scott Weaver

They could have at least gotten his rank correct on his uniform, that's the rank of a Commander in the Navy (if I am not mistaken). Unless that was part of the joke?

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joshuataylorbrowntown
joshuataylorbrowntown

No, you're just being insufferably pedantic.

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H.B.
H.B.

Being kevin spacey 😂

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Steven Farmer
Steven Farmer

Dolphins rape about a dozen people a year.

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Adam Roy
Adam Roy

I think that this skit was my favourite one I've seen here in years.

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Da Hawk
Da Hawk

Brilliant writers. This sketch came out of their legal dept.

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Jack Graham
Jack Graham

I mean, perhaps they did, and Two in the think tank rarely actually make their sketches, especially on live TV so it's not the worst thing ever to happen...

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Da Hawk
Da Hawk

Thanks for letting me know. Apparently Conan's writers are not as brilliant as I had thought (unless they came up with this independently). From Sep 2017: http://omny.fm/shows/two-in-the-think-tank/96-wild-wild-wet-with-nick-mason#description

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Jack Graham
Jack Graham

The same legal department that probably should have pointed out this sketch is blatantly taken from Two in the Think Tank...

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John Smith
John Smith

Damn, someone in the audience was having an orgasm 😍

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timor86
timor86

Don't give trump ideas!!

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Bob
Bob

It honestly amazes me how people with brain damage are able to comment.

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Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

The White House, the Winter White House... next up we'll have the Floating White House.

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Tibetan Monkey
Tibetan Monkey

That was so dumb. I loved it!

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Ahsan Zaman
Ahsan Zaman

That blood soaked guy sort of looked like Gary Busey.

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Akselihaisee
Akselihaisee

Probably not the first time someone said a sentence like that.

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10000 subs with no video
10000 subs with no video

this show is everyday I'm not from USA

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10000 subs with no video
10000 subs with no video

*HILLARY CLINTON*

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tavarish
tavarish

Ahoy matie

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Sssaga Benches
Sssaga Benches

9th!

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Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

most they listen as legal are still in fact... illegal... in international waters

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lemnlime66
lemnlime66

But who would prosecute it? Being illegal means nothing if there's no one to prosecute it

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grindcoremaniac
grindcoremaniac

lol the stick up guy in the store looked like he floated out after holding up the cashier.

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grindcoremaniac
grindcoremaniac

+. i'm aware of that. I'm not a complete idiot lol

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His getaway vehicle pulled the kiddy pool out the door with him still standing in it.

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Swiss Media Stuff
Swiss Media Stuff

The reaction of the audience when the dolphin got shot

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Paritosh Shrestha
Paritosh Shrestha

Oj

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David Marks
David Marks

That ship fired into territorial waters to hit that dolphin which is a crime. They should have used a trail of sardines to lure it into international waters first.

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Floppy Bird
Floppy Bird

must taste like.............. water

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Avery Lopez-Baines
Avery Lopez-Baines

Poor dolphin

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Christel Headington
Christel Headington

I hate seeing animated Dolphins die.

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AnimalsAndReports
AnimalsAndReports

There goes my plan for a cruise ship vacation❕

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travel er
travel er

😁😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏

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