James Veitch’s First Time On CONAN


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    Dauer: 12:07

    #ConanAndFriends comedian James Veitch looks back at his first #CONAN appearance and its impact on plastic duck sales worldwide. #ConanAndFriends is presented by Samuel Adams Beer.

Anders Hwang
Anders Hwang

I sold James to my dad as a comedian that presents in PowerPoint. Sold!

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deadmitchymouse channell
deadmitchymouse channell

MEMEULOUS IS FIVE FOOT TWO.

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Emily Lippincott
Emily Lippincott

I want to marry James Veitch

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Ice Blue
Ice Blue

Hi James. Good to see you. Love that dinasaur shirt you are wearing.

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Twist3dLogic
Twist3dLogic

I wanted to know about the Duck Fallout but you trailed off lol! Still, love your performances James, keep it up!

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lolmaker777
lolmaker777

sponsored by IPA seriously who places their cans like that.

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Pancek
Pancek

Im terribly sorry guy, I was too busy looking at the Samuel Adams logo in the background during this entire videos because that, is more entertaining than this ranting video. TEAM COCO

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karma's icy
karma's icy

rant there is no rant

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Gnalysis
Gnalysis

We need to talk about the ducks

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Issy Sambridge
Issy Sambridge

James don’t try and justify you are so very small

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Dutch Blades
Dutch Blades

Since when is 5 foot 9 not small?

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karma's icy
karma's icy

+Dutch Blades over where in most of south america they are around that height

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Dutch Blades
Dutch Blades

I'd say it's about 1.90ish over here (6 foot 2).

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karma's icy
karma's icy

since average height for a man

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Eric Lüthi
Eric Lüthi

I like the beer sign in the background!

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Hans ten Katen
Hans ten Katen

u are small

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Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

His ducks are. And that makes him BIG.

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Rinocapz
Rinocapz

Where do you get that Trex sweater?

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EktoHunter
EktoHunter

I'm a normal sized human being

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Neloth
Neloth

hhh

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Jonathan Cobb Productions
Jonathan Cobb Productions

reel ducks

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Edgar Tarly
Edgar Tarly

James Veitch is fantastic.

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Brian Cheng
Brian Cheng

James I have to say the act wasn't good. Its down right BTILLIANT I have seen that maybe over 10 times now and it still gets me laughing like an idiot.

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Paulina Tuesday
Paulina Tuesday

5:23 That half-ply toilet paper, though

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Trayvon Means so
Trayvon Means so

More Conan O'Brien please and thanks

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Kayak Fan
Kayak Fan

So James... when are we going to talk about the ducks?

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Tracey W
Tracey W

That was my 1st intro to him! I've loved his comedy ever since. His quirky, deadpan style is hilarous

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Markyroson
Markyroson

I've been aware of him for a couple of years now and fully agree with that. 😂

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Micah
Micah

Conan is pretty tall.

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black bird
black bird

Are U in ur underwear?

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SWProductions
SWProductions

Loved it!!

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May04bwu
May04bwu

I thought it all was just part of the character. I liked it and it was funny as always :)

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Jesse Hol
Jesse Hol

Wow, james is really small

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Fantistisch
Fantistisch

Being in Thailand and looking for souvenirs for friends I was walking past duck toys - found it the most useful one and bought all of them, having a laugh remembering this video!

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Terreliv
Terreliv

Dude, 🐤 you're 🐤 tiny. 🐤Markiplier 🐤 says 🐤 he's 🐤 small 🐤 and 🐤 he's 🐤 average 🐤 height 🐤 (5'10").🐤

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Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

Men can be any height and they are still a man :)

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Alegs
Alegs

I like seeing James not in his comedic act

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Luke Newton
Luke Newton

I like your stuttering in your comedy

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faeryglamer
faeryglamer

As many times as I've seen the rubber ducks bit, I still !augh.

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Big B
Big B

Pretty good for a muppet! Just sayin :)

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gravecactus
gravecactus

i like that dinosaur shirt a lot

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Tim Meads
Tim Meads

Wouldnt it be funny if the t-rex tried to drink 1 of those ipa's, with such tiny arms. Bahahaha, he was staring at them the whole time

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Tim Meads
Tim Meads

This makes me want to get a t-rex costume and try to eat things...with tiny arms

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228anonymous
228anonymous

Wait so you’re telling me the stuttering WASNT part of the act?

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WonderfulFilms
WonderfulFilms

I thought it was perfect

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0MindSwept0
0MindSwept0

James, you did fine, we need to talk about the ducks

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SupDev
SupDev

He’s not funny. Has to rely on background props like TVs or something he’s filmed prior. I understand that’s part of it, but look at other stand up comedians that just go up there with just a mic. Bill Burr, Patrice o Neal, George Carlin etc. They’re good because their jokes were good and didn’t need anything more. He ain’t funny

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Dude on a computer
Dude on a computer

Laborious.

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Steve Leahy
Steve Leahy

You should put this on your channel so I would get a notification I thought you were switching the loudest switch I have ever heard but it was actually just the keyboard

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Chakura
Chakura

What about the fallout?

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FUNNY VIDEOS
FUNNY VIDEOS

you are amazing love the acts :D

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2k17 Moneylover
2k17 Moneylover

now I notice that he has some *thicc* glasses that joke is overused

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IevaMaria
IevaMaria

Ahhh James, you are the best!

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pnbdash
pnbdash

this guy is hilarious

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loved012one
loved012one

Conan has an eye for talent. Thanks, Conan, for introducing him to me! :)

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Oliver Hilton
Oliver Hilton

While I love this act to bits, I don't like how 'We need to talk about the ducks' has become James' catchphase. Personally I think some of the one-liners from his span email series are more popular and funnier.

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Rebecca The great
Rebecca The great

You on Conan is LITERALLY the funniest thing I've ever seen. No joke man

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Eric Nassos
Eric Nassos

Before I saw this, I did Nuremberg with gummy bears during gov class. I saw his bit about three weeks later and I started doing other setups with the gummy bears

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TheseWhiteNights
TheseWhiteNights

Conan, can you give him another time slot?

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FiZiKaL-ReFLeX
FiZiKaL-ReFLeX

Super fun, but maybe less explanation

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The Gif
The Gif

James, we need to talk about the ducks.

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labber
labber

cant he review everything else?

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Sackinima
Sackinima

I saw James live in Colchester (UK) ages ago and it was really funny. I think it might have been pre-Conan? He's got plenty more things like this and the TED talk bits! Check him out if you get the chance. :)

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Pandajohs
Pandajohs

I couldn’t stop staring at the dinosaur on his shirt

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Mr.Charles
Mr.Charles

Why does everyone slap their spacebar like a red headed step child who dropped the whisky?

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Mr_Duck
Mr_Duck

That I don't finish..... You know XD

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HH
HH

You're a genius, this is modern standup. Your stammer was hilarious - explaining would make it a prank and kill the funny. Stammering makes you creepy and insane, this is how you spend your spare time what. I hope you don't change your hair, height, posh accent, all of it is flawless, wear this tyrannosaurus rex sweater next time too

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Whisper611
Whisper611

I love his dinosour sweater!!!

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Shadman Sakib
Shadman Sakib

Trying to summon Agent 47 eh?

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Miles Edgeworth
Miles Edgeworth

Please give him your ducks.

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Tx Venom
Tx Venom

" *When you don't finish the end of your...Y'Know* "

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drumboarder1
drumboarder1

He went to talk about the fallout but stopped.. Dammit I wanna know what happened after

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Krisztián Bíró
Krisztián Bíró

who gives a ...

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rydude998
rydude998

Is this a Sam Adams ad?

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The Smasher
The Smasher

When i first saw it i thought it was the funniest thing in the world

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BigSirZebras
BigSirZebras

I like when Brits remember Americans saying something and the way they remember it is in British English. Like how he said the guy at the airport in Portland said, "give us a joke". The guy most likely said, "tell me a joke". I heard another guy say that he overheard teenagers in Boston say, "we must find some grass". I assume the kids said, "we gotta find some weed". Maybe they said grass but there is no way teenagers in the US would ever say that they "must" do anything.

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Kyrenaz Kanir
Kyrenaz Kanir

He's taller than me then.

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wretched_ humans
wretched_ humans

HE IS WEARING A DINOSAUR SWEATER

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DNB120
DNB120

The stuttering actually made it better. Made it seem more authentic

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Alexander Lively
Alexander Lively

Whenever I see this guy’s act I’m amazed. He’s so unique and clever. Sky is the limit for this guy.

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Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

This guy is not funny. I love you Conan, but stop putting this guy on your show. His whole act is based on fabricated emails he creates himself.

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BoMwarriorVlog
BoMwarriorVlog

So happy for you Mr. Veitch! 😃

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MrTinyCat
MrTinyCat

I D I D N T S A Y A N Y W O R D S

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matthew bowers
matthew bowers

I 100% fully believed you were British. And I am British... I feel betrayed.

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SleightlyHandy
SleightlyHandy

He is British I think he meant that he lives in California so he hid his accent for a time

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Roscoe Patterson
Roscoe Patterson

Sam Hyde lost a lot of weight

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Jose Castillo
Jose Castillo

How did Sam Hyde lose weight and have a U.K. accent?

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Melody Brocke
Melody Brocke

"You did the best you had with the time you had and the resources, and the IQ." That part made me laugh out loud, and I think I woke up my roommate 😂

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Dean Cutcliffe
Dean Cutcliffe

dude, you are hilarious ! :D

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macksatt
macksatt

The duck shirt got high praise in Portugal. I highly recommend walking into one of the duck stores of Lisbon in one of those shirts. Yes... it is ALL rubber ducks!

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Limp Wibbler
Limp Wibbler

Are the pauses on accident? I thought it was part of the act. they are very funny. The entire way you talk is funny. Not laughing at you btw, laughing because I think it is brilliant. I may be biased though because I kind of talk like that. When I get to a punch line of a dumb joke I just made I like to leave the last word out and imply it. Some times it annoys people and myself other times it makes it much funnier.

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Brian Lee
Brian Lee

The song with the giant duck sounds like the champions league theme.

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Cory Sawyer
Cory Sawyer

The first time i read this, i thought it said "James Veitch's first time on cocaine, even tho they spell very differently lol

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Sarah Foster
Sarah Foster

YES! Your pauses are always perfect

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Sparkdevil 295
Sparkdevil 295

I was watching this t o d a y.

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Slappy The Shark
Slappy The Shark

Oh how I missed this guy.

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Juho Sarvanko
Juho Sarvanko

You are one of the best comedians in the world! You most certainly did ok!

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tyranomegosaurus
tyranomegosaurus

i love that bit!!!!

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SykosymatiK
SykosymatiK

That Jaws quote you mention, "We're gonna need a bigger boat," has never been the line. Apparently, according to the history of this timeline, it's always been *"YOU'RE* gonna need a bigger boat," - which, entirely changes the meaning of the line. Why do we all remember "We're"? Welcome to the Mandela/Quantum Effect. It's nice to meet you! ❤✌

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Emily Jones
Emily Jones

I love that bit so, so, so much. You were incredible!

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CorvetteAustin24
CorvetteAustin24

It really is a great bit!

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Maboimarki
Maboimarki

I have ended up collecting ducks. I have a Shakespeare duck and a Batman duck. I also have loads of others, My favorite being a ghost duck.

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Mr. Randall
Mr. Randall

James Veitch is the kind of comedian where it's hard to take anything he says seriously because he jokes a lot.

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Aidan Devereaux
Aidan Devereaux

i suddenly want american beer

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Infires4Life
Infires4Life

Forget about *"we Need To Talk About Kevin"* *"its we need to talk about the ducks"*

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Rebecca Grimm
Rebecca Grimm

I loved the whole thing with the rubber ducks. Got my daughter to do a little bit of it to her new room mate. We laughed for hours about it on the phone.

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onequartercanadian
onequartercanadian

I saw him in Baltimore and he was amazing! Also I love his sweater!

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Wanna Bee
Wanna Bee

I remade the duck-army bit with cookie ducks :D if you want to see: http://youtu.be/Vi8mDhD1T6w (if not, fine - move along) Couldn’t get the original music but close :)

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Matt561
Matt561

Conan is 6'5

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